It's too late. There's no point now.
It's probably going to rain soon.
It's too cold. Your ears will hurt from the cold and your face will freeze.
You're disgusting. Someone might see you.
People will stare.
Everyone will laugh at you and they'll stand around you in a circle pointing and laughing and you'll be naked like in one of those dreams.
They'll realize how stupid you really are and be confused how they did not see it sooner.
You'll fuck it up. You'll fuck everything up. Even the things nobody thought were possible to fuck up.
They'll see right through you. They'll see that you're nothing but white trash pretending to be something you are not.
No one thinks you're funny.
Maybe you'll hurt yourself.
Maybe you'll get raped (thanks mom).
Maybe you'll forget something important, or you will simply not think of this thing at all and then you will suddenly learn about the thing when it's way overdue en everybody will look at you all incredulous like how is it possible that this grown up person has never heard of this very important thing that requires a million forms that had to be sent out a month ago, and then they'll bludgeon you with sticks.
Maybe you'll cry.
You'll probably cry.
Maybe you'll faint. Maybe you'll puke. Maybe you'll pee yourself.
Maybe all your cartilage will turn to jelly and you'll collapse into a jumbled heap of limbs that's oozing bodily fluids all over everything, and then everybody will hate you for oozing all over the place and ruining their shoes.
Maybe you'll never learn anything ever, and then you'll die.
This obviously isn't a real post. I've been a little too busy conquering
Mount Doom the Shire lately. I'll be back soon though, with more of that epic juicy content the search engines love so much :p